pinch hit plumber

I need to get a working toilet like yesterday. That’s all I'm saying. I got juice, medium mild salsa, and Tostitos in the fridge, but I have to go out to the big blue box in the front yard to relieve myself.

How much sense does that make?

So I just met a new plumber over at the abode, who might be able to help me wrap that problem up. I'm not even as pressed about the shower. I can shower at the gym or run through a sprinkler or something, but the toilet... you can't fake that.

Either you can flush, or you can't.